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Sometimes, when you get to where you're going you might realize
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Wed, August 4, 2004 - 12:24 PMthat it's not where you wanted to be at all. but you make... -
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Wed, August 4, 2004 - 12:47 PMthe decision to turn your life around by fitting in with the customs you've observed here. For instance, the unusual practice of -
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Wed, August 4, 2004 - 2:00 PMrationalizing that fate(or the powers that be) guided you here for -
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Wed, August 4, 2004 - 6:21 PMsomething made you realize that unless you changed your frame of mind and shook off this 'predetermination' outlook on life you had always held close, nothing was ever going to be different. So you took a deep breath, tightened your belt and -
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Thu, August 5, 2004 - 3:30 PMmade a sound like a horse. Was it a whinny or a full-blown neigh? God only knows! You never did pay much attention in horse class. In either case, it certainly scared the... -
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Thu, August 5, 2004 - 6:06 PMbejesus out of Rhiannon (the horse goddess). She was currently incarnated in a foal that was born only moments before when -
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Thu, August 5, 2004 - 7:26 PMdawn broke finally over the dewy Green Mountains of Vermont. Putting your own thoughts aside you -
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Fri, August 6, 2004 - 7:06 AMdecided to catch up on sentence structure. You never did may much attention in sentence class.
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Fri, August 6, 2004 - 7:12 AMP dropped in on the wayward M making a sentence so much more sensible and then quickly, all attention turned toward -
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Fri, August 6, 2004 - 9:25 AMthe Great Secret of the Vampire Bats! Oh, the splendorous specter of forever forgotten ages! All eyes gaily gathered their gaze on the graven image of -
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Fri, August 6, 2004 - 4:11 PMthe orifice that stood high above the misty green sea where once long ago, all curious souls, were vanquished. Twas greed that led to their downfall. For whence the bats were woken, their anger knew no bounds, a seething need to protect the -
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Fri, August 6, 2004 - 6:06 PMorifice. Only the horses were left to view the remnants and -
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Sun, August 15, 2004 - 4:54 PMscattered remains. Rhiannon whiled away thoughts on how she would guide her loyal followers through this treacherous, god forsaken, land. Did she have the will and strength to take on such a monumental role? Although hewn from the equine gods, she entertained fears and confusion like any mortal being. As dawn broke and the mist cleared across the green sea -
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Sun, August 15, 2004 - 7:30 PMshe saw emerging from the ashes of the bats, the phoenix that would herald the coming of a new age. The land would be renewed and other creatures re-born to enjoy themselves and all around them and -
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Sun, August 15, 2004 - 7:40 PMhope, beauty and joy had covered the land. It was then that Rhiannon became aware of her true calling. Fear and confusion left her like a weight being lifted. She knew, with a resounding optimism, what she needed to do. She called out to the phoenix -
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Sun, August 15, 2004 - 7:48 PMwho lifted upon a swirling column of air and then flew to her and alighted onto her back. "Let us go together as yin and yang, merging as one to create the new substratum for the nourishment of all the new beings who will -
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Mon, August 16, 2004 - 7:34 AMplunge themselves into the darkness like a plumber in a place where all of the toilets are broken and nobody remembers to flush between wipes..." Sadly, -
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Mon, August 16, 2004 - 5:37 PMthe Phoenix had lost his ability to speak, but he winked and Rhiannon knew that they were only one flush away from the New Age where -
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Mon, August 16, 2004 - 5:55 PMall things ceramic would be revered as icons. But -
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Wed, August 18, 2004 - 6:01 AMnot bidets as the concept was just too much to contemplate. The highest eschelon of the ceramics was -
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Wed, August 18, 2004 - 2:09 PMthe urinal. "Let all praise those who pee standing up!" the revelers would shout as they -
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Wed, August 18, 2004 - 2:15 PMattempted to write their names on the floor. Then they -
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Thu, August 19, 2004 - 4:49 PM, as they etched out a sacred lyric with their liquid falls, summoned to them -
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Thu, August 19, 2004 - 7:54 PMthe human incarnations of their ceramic gods and goddesses who sang hymns and then departed via a column of clouds that was could only have been created by a blip in the space-time discovered by -
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Thu, August 19, 2004 - 7:55 PM[second try sorry about my typing]
the human incarnations of their ceramic gods and goddesses who sang hymns and then departed via a column of clouds that could only have been created by a blip in the space-time continuum discovered by -
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Thu, August 19, 2004 - 11:47 PMAl Gore, just after he invented the Internet.
The blip was actually one of a series, which, when put together, gave the most important message ever to the whole universe in Morse Code. If only Al had listened, he would have heard " -
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Sun, August 29, 2004 - 5:24 PMpie, cooling on the edge of Satan's window cill. The pungent -
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Sun, August 29, 2004 - 7:16 PMcooked on the hot coals of a pentagram altar -
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Tue, August 31, 2004 - 4:19 PMsurrounded by five flaming spires, each reaching high into the firmament of -
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Wed, September 1, 2004 - 7:09 PMcreation. I placed myself on the altar willingly knowing only this sacrifice would lead me to my true -
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Wed, September 1, 2004 - 7:18 PMdestiny. A shimmering glow surrounded the altar, shrouding me with a most wonderful feeling, a feeling of warmth and serenity i have never felt before! If only love could feel this good! Oh! how mankind would benefit from this -
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Thu, September 9, 2004 - 6:57 PMspiritual self-immolation, cleansing to the root, so that we may grow again anew and feel -
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Thu, September 9, 2004 - 7:14 PM, once again, the magic of rebirth and innocence! It overwhelmed me intensly, how would human kind take such -
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Thu, September 9, 2004 - 7:33 PMinstruction? By book or speech, movie or DVD? How could the message be sent? -
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Thu, September 9, 2004 - 7:35 PMWith such endless possibilities, one would not know where -
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Thu, September 9, 2004 - 7:50 PMto start except at this point here---->. So it was that the pen was put to paper and the wonderous story and its message was begun. And the evolutions of understanding began to circuitously -
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Thu, September 9, 2004 - 7:55 PMflow across the page in a stream of conciousness. Would they understand? The complexity of reason without rhyme? I had to try -
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Fri, September 10, 2004 - 7:00 AMcreativity was oozing out of my limbs and seeping out my pores. I would need every last ounce to -
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Fri, September 10, 2004 - 7:06 AMit was also difficult to wade through the 'Pool of Discontent' without my pants so I put them on quickly and also grabbed the -
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Fri, September 10, 2004 - 7:08 AMpen and hastely written paper containing details of the utmost importance! Fastening my belt, i hurried -
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Fri, September 10, 2004 - 7:10 AMout the front portal and trekked toward the 'Pool of Discontent' where the showdown would no doubt begin with -
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Fri, September 10, 2004 - 7:14 AMGeorge Bush for the presidency! I had a sinking feeling that -
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Fri, September 10, 2004 - 4:00 PMall of my various life experiences combined had not adequately prepared me for -
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Fri, September 10, 2004 - 7:56 PMsuch deceitfulness and underhanded tactics he so cleverly employs. I AM up for the challenge, i tell myself over and over as -
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Sat, September 11, 2004 - 1:18 AMI quickly shed the warm fuzzy feelings of innocence, contentment, love for all mankind, and ... whatever, replacing them instead with what I would need most to hopefully rise to victory ... -
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Sat, September 11, 2004 - 5:25 AMa good strong dose of reality! After all, no point in being a goody two shoes when all you get is knockback after knockback!
What the hell...let's go kick some -
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Sat, September 11, 2004 - 11:24 AMcans with granny at the old folks home. Bring some ensure and depends 'cause -
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Sun, September 12, 2004 - 1:59 AMthat's exactly what you'll need for defense. Raise the terror alert level to orange because -
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Sun, September 12, 2004 - 5:38 AMif you're gonna go you better go out in style! But wait..have i forgot something? -
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Sun, September 12, 2004 - 5:40 AMMy decoder ring! Blast! Now I'll never -
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Sun, September 12, 2004 - 5:43 AMbe able to have an intelligent conversation whilst kicking the living lard -
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Mon, September 13, 2004 - 1:16 AMout of my boss, who is trying to convince me the world is flat, and that he should know because of his deification. But -
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Mon, September 13, 2004 - 12:10 PMi digress....now where was i?..oh yes! Time to kick some serious -
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Mon, September 13, 2004 - 11:57 PMcans!
Oh where are those aforementioned forces of darkness? Where are they whenever I need them most to engage all of their immortal forces to do my -
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Tue, September 14, 2004 - 8:51 AMconstantly! Oh come to me oh Powers of Darkness!!! Help me find the strength to -
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Tue, September 14, 2004 - 11:42 AMadminister the sniff test - to sort the clean from the dirty - to -
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Tue, September 14, 2004 - 12:01 PMkeep the whites from the colours for, god forbid!, they interact! A calamity would surely ensue to -
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Wed, September 15, 2004 - 1:27 AMeven out clamatise Jane. But I forgot that I can't sniff colours. As I opened my eyes to see the pile of washing before me, I was suddenly struck by the thought that -
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Wed, September 15, 2004 - 6:59 AMthere is no laundry! Suddenly, -
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Wed, September 15, 2004 - 7:10 AMi had realised that i was daydreaming of better times! Now that's wierd..here i am about to save the universe and all i can think of is laundry! Right, where was i? Hmmm... -
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Wed, September 15, 2004 - 9:36 PMperhaps it was a sign - a sign that I should remove my soiled socks and -
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Thu, September 16, 2004 - 12:37 AMmillitary grade kevlar underwear from the delicates. Handy, that...
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