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And I was really hammered. I was so hammered I accidently ate some shrooms that were disguised on a pepperoni pizza.
It was after my pal Larry informed me,this was one of those unheard of drug parties where
people get naked and have unprotected sex, that I started to feel a tingling sensation in the front part of my cranial sphyincter....sphyincter....sphyin-cter...thats a funny sounding word.......
Huh? What? Oh yah!!!!!
So.....
It was after my pal Larry informed me,this was one of those unheard of drug parties where
people get naked and have unprotected sex, that I started to feel a tingling sensation in the front part of my cranial sphyincter....sphyincter....sphyin-cter...thats a funny sounding word.......
Huh? What? Oh yah!!!!!
So.....
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Tue, August 24, 2004 - 2:45 PMI started grooving to that Zappa song - you know the one - I heard it over and over and over again in my head and I think I might have been the only one because nobody else seemd to -
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Tue, August 24, 2004 - 2:52 PMmind the fact that i was stark naked, with the exception of that tie i politely borrowed from the next room. So there i was, in an alcholol and drug infused state, minding my own business and then -
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Tue, August 24, 2004 - 6:47 PMCher walked in the room with three of her drag Queen back up dancers, and I guess they were feeling my groove cause she ended up.... -
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Tue, August 24, 2004 - 6:50 PMsinging 'iv'e got you babe' and proceeded to -
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 11:51 AMmelt as she sat too close to the fire. -
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 6:50 PMha ha ha! My laughter rang out over and over and over was it all in my head? or -
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 7:07 PMwas this my reality? Suddenly the dull, throbbing pain kicked in, "oh my head.." i muttered. Yep, i guess that was reality all right, kicking me squarely in the butt and reminding me of my excess! So, down to earth with a thud, i wipped my blurry eyes and began to scan the darkened, sweat filled, room in search of something to ease the pain when -
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Thu, August 26, 2004 - 4:18 PMthey showed up.
'RAID!!!!' was all I heard as I was trampled by -
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Thu, August 26, 2004 - 4:24 PMall and sundry. Flashing lights filled the room with much noise and disruption. 'Oh my head' i thought 'this is the last thing i need, what will they think back at the office?!!'. Just then, one of the black-clad shadows shouted towards my direction in a matter of fact tone -
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Fri, August 27, 2004 - 2:16 AM"Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy."
My arms mysteriously rose in the air, and formed a V, which was supposed to look like a Y. That was when my pants fell down, I forgot I'd been holding them up, because I hadn't been wearing a belt.
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Sat, August 28, 2004 - 12:05 AMNothing apparently, some chic was doing all the work for me!!! Oh my god! I forgot that I was at one of those crazy drug infused sex parties. I was so stoned on the drugs, I forgot I liked sex!!!! Damn! Now thats fucked.
Wow, I guess this girl was freaked out that the raid might actually mean the end of the world. So she chose me to have her last romp with, thats when we ventured into this uber spiffy room. We're talking state of the art rotating bed, mirrors on the ceiling, and a heart shaped jacuzzi next to a slidding glass door. Can you say pimp'n!
What the hell was going on! The guys at the watercooler would never believe this! Whatever, I'm a gonna get laid baby...or thats what I thought..... -
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Sun, August 29, 2004 - 7:23 PM...she was a honky tonk woman and after she blew my mind (was I doing that again already?) she disappeared into the walls that grew wavy and the party-house was changed into a ghoulish funhouse. I kept walking into the halls that were really mirrors and when I saw myself I realized my head had shrunk like one of those people in Beetlejuice. How the hell was I gonna get back on solid ground now? I shook my hands and in my right hand was that number again 3,333,333. That was an eternity to wait for my chance to get back to a reality that had some semblance of rules I understood. I had to do something fast. That was when it hit me. Eternity is the one moment NOW and I reached with my other hand right through the glass and grasped through the darkness to something... -
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Thu, September 30, 2004 - 11:46 AMthat felt remarkably like a penis! But then I realized it was only a sculpted chess piece made of fimo -
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Thu, September 30, 2004 - 11:48 AM, you could imagine how dissapointed i was! Here i am in this messed up place and all i can think about is... -
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Tue, October 5, 2004 - 10:37 PM"DICK!"
Somebody called to me. What do they want. "I told you I didn't screw yer girlfriend, man!" I screamed back, but it was too late. This shit was fucked, they..... -
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Fri, October 8, 2004 - 10:34 PMall moved closer and closer to me and I thought I would die. But, just as bright lights flashed before my eyes, I found myself mysteriously high on a mountaintop with my girlfriend from the 9th grade! How did this happen???? It must have been the 'shrooms, I thought, as I rolled laughing in her arms naked down the hillside in the soft grass. The trees were red as I -
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Sun, October 10, 2004 - 10:18 AMclosed my eyes to try to regain my senses realized I kinds liked the trippiness of it all so I reached out as I opened my eyes and found -
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Mon, October 18, 2004 - 9:40 PMI was clawing my boyfriends sweater and he was still in it laughing and jumping up and down in front of -
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Tue, October 19, 2004 - 10:54 PMtv - but there was nothing on - just static. When I looked back the whole room had turned into a moving painting done in pointalism. Millions - no - billions! - of multi-coloured dots -
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Wed, October 20, 2004 - 12:50 AMbegan moving in and out to uniformaty as a scanned across the room.
"Such colours! such grace! This does make sense!" i thought whilst feeling a serenity never felt before. I sat there and admired for a while until -
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Wed, October 20, 2004 - 10:05 AMa dozen or so of the dots rushed towards me and formed a giant Twister game board. The dots were beckoning me to rip off my clothes and roll naked onto the playing surface, but
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Wed, October 20, 2004 - 10:07 AMa dozen or so of the dots rushed towards me and formed a giant Twister game board. The dots were beckoning me to rip off my clothes and roll naked onto the playing surface, but
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Wed, October 20, 2004 - 10:09 AMa dozen or so of the dots rushed towards me and formed a giant Twister game board. The dots were beckoning me to rip off my clothes and roll naked onto the playing surface, but -
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Wed, October 20, 2004 - 10:12 AM(whoa - that was weird - my rep x 3 is not what I expected)
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Sun, October 24, 2004 - 7:26 PMI thought to myself, "Right hand red" and "left foot blue!" Then, I tried to reach across and saw a black cat sitting there with amazing yellow glowing eyes staring back at me. I froze in -
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Mon, October 25, 2004 - 5:19 AMhorror at the predictability my situation was begining to resemble!
I'm no Alice and i hate mirrors with a passion! Unless they are laced with fine lines of pleasure dust! Hmm..now where is that credit card? Anyway, i digress. -
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Fri, November 12, 2004 - 1:49 PMSo. I grabbed this guy named Brad. With the complete force of my entire being I toungue kissed him and slipped my hand up his shorts and stuck my pinkie into his anus! Brad shivered and his toungue drilled deep into my throat, while I felt the knob in his pants rise to the occasion. I had no sooner felt the fleshy heat of Brad's manhood in my hand, when. . . -
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Sun, January 15, 2006 - 12:05 AMI was like "Dude! I'm a Dude! A straight dude, I think!?!" Why the hell would I be touching this guys dink!? And then I looked down and saw.... -
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Mon, January 16, 2006 - 1:47 PMthat i WAS. i had a penis. phew!
shit, wait. that meant i was naked.
that i was back in the crazy room with the fire where Cher melted and the puddle of wax-like melt had almost reached my bare foot. i took stock of my surroundings and i figured the guys in black must have been a trip because everybody was laying around making out and watching other people do weird things. i started to wander through the house as it felt like dawn was almost upon us in search of my missing clothes. i came to a closed door painted black and i opened it to find... -
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Mon, January 16, 2006 - 1:48 PMoh and brad was deeply hurt when i came to and stopped, so he went to the kitchen to eat some twinkies. -
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Mon, January 16, 2006 - 2:13 PMa herd of rabbits, black, white, spotted and even a pink rabbit.
They all ran pell mell into the room, nearly knocking me over.
This all seemed odd to me, but the strangest thing was the pink rabbit...
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Mon, January 16, 2006 - 6:43 PMwas carnivorous! It had a strange look in it's eye as we sat there exchanging anxious glances. That's when I knew I had to.... -
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Wed, January 18, 2006 - 10:39 PMfind a gun. i started to panic when the pink bunny started towards me eyes round and hungry, oblivious to its trail of viscous salivation, dribbling from its frontal features. no gun in sight. cant decide which way to turn. oh shi-! ... huh? the bunny walked drooling and crazed right past me to a big poster with some electronics device on it. but in the corner was a little "powered by:" and a picture of a pink rabbit with a drum and a big-ass battery.
little foo-foo started to really wig out. it was jumping and banging against the poster and making these weird noises. it seemed kind of excited, like a dog in heat might. it kept jumping higher anbd making weirder noises and vibrating really fast. then, just when i thought their was gonna be pink bunny spooge all over the place... -
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Wed, January 18, 2006 - 11:09 PMBANG!
I shut my eyes startled by the sound, and when I finally opened them all I saw were pink fur splatters and blood everywhere! Absolutley stunned, I stood there gasping, thats when Brad turned to me with a sawed off shoot gun and said "damn pink rabbits, they're even gayer than that opera singing faggot, bugs bunny!" I think Brad took it the wrong way when I turned him down earlier in the night. Such a pity he had to take it out on this poor creature, the whole situation made me sad inside.
I was so bummed out now. I knew it had to be getting close to dawn, and I was starting to remember that this all started as a party, so I decided..... -
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Sun, January 22, 2006 - 9:13 PMthat it was time to go home.
i backed slowly away from Brad and his shotgun and turned into the next room, walked calmly through the orgy/fireplace room and out the front door. the house seemed to groan as i left and i experienced a bit of vertigo on the walkway to the street, but i made it in time to see the first rays of sunlight peeking out over the treetops down the block.
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Sun, January 22, 2006 - 11:34 PMA beautiful creature of god caught my eye! I swallowed hard after catching myself gawking at her, thankfully she haden't seen me do it. Holy shit she was a real peice of work, long shiny brown hair, olive toned skin, wearing tight mini shorts with high heels, and I swear here eyes......I swear they glowed green. Just being in her presence gave me the weirdest sensation, I decided I had to..... -
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Tue, January 24, 2006 - 12:06 AMsee more of her. seeing as my thought process was virtually non-existent in that moment, seeing more of her meant following her down the street. she stopped at a corner and turned to look at me with a sly smile as i approached. "are you going to the after party?" she asked, as if she, too, had just left the house. i hadnt seen her, so in my confusion i started to mumble something about home and she chuckled, saying "come on" and took my hand... -
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Tue, January 24, 2006 - 12:17 AMand pulled me into a car that looked like a funeral herse. "hmmm" I thought to myself "this is a rather peculiar car to own." So I asked her "so..... you like dead people?"
God! That was such a stupid thing to say! Why did I ask her that, I was acting like a complete arse around her and it's really not like me. humhm, really. But then I noticed she was laughing, she thought I was being funny, so I started laughing but a little too hard. She stopped, turned to me and said..... -
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Wed, January 25, 2006 - 2:48 PM"no i like dying people" and she pulled out a gun and shot me in the stomach!~
it didnt feel very good. ill make a long story short and tell you that i went from her car to a ditch to an ambulance to here. i think.
this is a hospital right? where am i anyway?
... hello?
... let me up please, take off these... straps...? ... i cant i get out of this bed .... hello?
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Sun, May 28, 2006 - 2:50 PM(Yay! Someone finally completed a story. Ok folks, let's move on. Any add ons to this thread will be deleted; so if you really want to get this story going again start another thread - it can be part II - or the sequel - whatever... ok? Or better yet, get a completely new idea going - be creative!)
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