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I went for a walk in the park and the next thing I knew....
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Thu, December 15, 2005 - 7:43 PMthere was a blinding flash of light burst in the sky overhead... -
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Sat, December 17, 2005 - 12:24 PMI looked up instantly but found that my vision was blocked by this... -
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Thu, December 22, 2005 - 9:54 PMhuge 'something' that had fallen onto my head. Eventually I realized it was ... -
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Sun, January 15, 2006 - 12:10 AMA giant dildo! The kind that light up with multicoloured flashing lights!
"Cool" I exclaimed with curiosity, but then something happened when I grasped it in my..... -
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Tue, January 17, 2006 - 4:58 PMleft hand, the whole world turned upside down! And when I grasped it in my ... -
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Tue, January 17, 2006 - 5:14 PMbetween my knees, my hands flew up towards the sky uncontrollably. I began to levitate slowly. Before i knew it the trees were 20 feet below me. I was frightned and knew i couldnt let go of the dildo now. Suddenly there was another bright flash of light, and... -
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Tue, January 17, 2006 - 5:53 PMI found myself on a spaceship filled with toys. I couldn't believe my eyes! I had never seen so many toys in one place before. As I reached out to grab one, a booming voice filled the ship, crying out..."
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Tue, January 17, 2006 - 5:56 PMloud thrashing noises, I was turning inside out it felt like, yet I wasen't in pain, it was almost pleasurable! Finally when I had come to my senses, body intact, standing as upright as I could (which was nearly impossible) I realized that I was being watched by..... -
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Thu, January 19, 2006 - 8:33 AM1000s of teeny tiny little men - and they were taking notes! Was this just some sort of experiment? or... -
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This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.Unsu...
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Sat, January 21, 2006 - 1:59 AMwere they comparing recipes? before i had time to think anymore about it, gigantic worm-like creatures began to fall from the ceiling. Within moments the little green men were dead, it was then they noticed me. i would of been in real trouble had I not remembered.... -
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Sat, January 21, 2006 - 2:07 AMThe dildo. This trusty battery operated pleasure machine. I turned it on to full blast, for reasons I can't explain, and thrust the aparatus towards the worms. They started to quiver with pain (or pleasure) at the super sonic vibrations my high powered dildo was delivering! And then out of sheer surprise to myself, one of the worms started to speak up. It sounded like it was saying.... -
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Sat, January 21, 2006 - 9:29 AMsomething in another language. german, it sounded. there was a rhythm in it's voice that seemed familiar. after two or three more of the worms joined in, that i realized they were indeed singing. the song was gentle, thier voices seemed to speak me out my deepest inner-feelings; playing them out individually in this song. i felt as though i was losing all control of my mind until..... -
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Mon, January 23, 2006 - 11:54 PMit slowly dawned on me that the tingling sensation up my legs had more basis that a weird worm song, they were climbing up inside my pants! i turned the power to chicadee frequency and all the worms started to wig right the fuck out. you should have see it. anyway, i took off running, dildo in hand, scrambling through rooms of seemingly pointless toys trying to find my way off this freaky ship when suddenly... -
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Wed, May 24, 2006 - 9:21 PMI split in two! I guess I touched the wrong button! I stopped to try to re-gather myself, and while playing with the dildo to try to rectify things ... -
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Sat, May 27, 2006 - 10:20 PMthe dildo emitted a rather bizarre chirping sound which must be -
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Sun, May 28, 2006 - 12:16 PMthe sound it made when it ran out of battery juice! Oh NO!!!! (Where's that Energizer Bunny?!?!)
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